Everyonehasanopiniononbadcars...nowit'stimetoheartheonesthatreallycount--ours...
　　Asit'stheworstcarinthehistoryoftheWORLD,we'reonourtravels...totheNorthofEngland...tonameandshamethemostrubbishcarfromamanufacturerwhich,frankly,shouldhaveknownbetter.But,it'snotallabouthatefulcars...Ohno.Youhavetorevelinsomegoodonestoappreciatethestinkers.There'stheFerrari458spider,Toyota'sGT86andthe£340,000LexusLFArubbingshoulderswithaMercedesSLS.
　　Ourguestdriver,TheStig'sYorkshirecousin,putshiswhippettoonesideandthrowsaBMWM5roundagymkhanacoursebeforewehaveagoinacoupleofTransatlanticchallengers.Thingsdon'tgowell.Wespendtreasuredleisuretimeonthegolfcoursecontinuingourdebate.Thatdoesn'tgowelleither.Weevenputourowncars--pastandpresent--intothereckoning.Thatendsbadlytoo.
　　WeargueoverthegreatandtheawfulfromPeugeot,Ford,Mahindra,FSO,AlfaRomeo,RollsRoyce,Porsche,Citroen,Saab...andmanymore.Andwehaveaspecial,surprisefateinstoreforthecarwe
　　pickasourbiggestloser...
　　Enjoy...JeremyClarkson&JamesMay